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Thursday, April 24, 2008

I am clearly bored. I have a series of random thoughts going through my head. Why is it that I can walk outside and be attacked by a swarm of mosquitos when everyone around me is playful, happy, and still the owner of their bloodstream? Why does my daughter insist that I should be sleep deprived? Why do electronics companies advertise already that a game will be released in June and make me miserable and jonesing for GH Aerosmith for months before I can have it? Why does it feel that I am the only lesbian in the state of Alabama at present? Why do bad things happen to good people? Moreover, why do bad people happen to good people? Why does that chick from the Divinyls touch herself when she thinks about you? Why do the Pretenders have brass in pocket? Who does that? I suppose I will leave you with this. There are a lot of thoughts running through my mind. Of course, they are all stupid. You just wasted your time reading this, which clearly makes me an asshole.